风趣满分的沙雕句子，趣味满满，其乐无穷

1、再次书面声明，我不是看看仅对象，我是没人要。

Again, I can find my boyfriend, but no one wants me.

2、你现在翅膀较硬了，可以烤着吃了。

Your wings are hard now. You can eat them by baking.

3、我爱你，如果非要把这个爱加上期限的话，我期盼是两分钟。

I love you. If I he to add this love to the deadline, I hope it's two minutes.

4、你在吗？在的话就好，最近有人偷猪，我担心你。

Are you there? OK if you are here. Recently someone stole pigs. I'm worried about you.

5、虽然我不能长高，但是我可以长胖啊。

Although I can't grow tall, I can grow fat.

6、你说啥，眼睛没带听不见。

What are you talking about? I can't hear without my glasses.

7、深造就深造吧，还科目多过分啊！怎么人与人之间一点所作所为都没有人。

It's enough to study. It's too much to he an exam. There's no trust between people.

8、QQ号要改我名称的，快一点，别一会儿被我其他的男朋友先改了。

If you want to change my wechat ID to my name, please hurry up or my other boyfriend will change it first.

9、直到现在特别羡慕，古怪又百看不厌。

I hate me today. It's pleasing and endurable.

10、花园里有时候不属于赏花的人，而属于泥土。

Flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

11、但他却像雨点般向我打回头，但我都一一闪过了。

The chance came to me like a raindrop, but I flashed by one by one.

12、人无完人，但会完蛋。

No one is perfect. But people will die.

13、我的缺点是我很众将，但是我的弱点是众将得实在相比。

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome enough.

14、如果歉意有用的话，还要阿里巴巴干嘛？

if apology is useful, what is the use of Alipay?

15、摸摸小猪头，可爱不用忘。

Touch the pig's head. It's lovely without worry.

16、一把年纪了还这么可爱，我真是个不信。

I'm a sinner when I'm so cute at an old age.

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